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Apparently I'm not a real girl
I'm just an unpolished pearl

A makeover distress call
Wear these heels they'll make you tall
From now on makeup will be you're new best friend
Your favorite game is now pretend
Giggle at the worst jokes
Not too much or he'll know your a hoax
Act dumb but be smart
That is the way to win his heart
I don't like this at all
I feel like a doll

Great! That's how a real girl looks
You'll reel the boys in with your sparkly pink hooks
Smart, responsible girls are an eyesore
So ditch the books and be twenty first century whore
Your boobs are too small, so not fantastic
Here's the money make sure to get the plastic
I can't even recognize myself in the mirror anymore
I can't tell what is me and what is where my flesh was torn
Replaced with plastic porn

Your a real girl
A real shiny pearl
The makeover's completed
The real you deleted
I tried stash writer this time and it works great! I can use italics now! YAY! :dummy:
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brooklynn620 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Love it! It's so true.
christiahlove Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student Writer
So brutally true. Explains our unfortunate reality... I worry for my generation. :/ Great work!!! ^.^
Magic-Waffles Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you! :D
If only scientists would stop making beauty and anti-age creams and start focusing on how to cure cancer to make people healthier...
I bet we could have cured lots of heath issues by now. I worry for this generation too...
GoldenNocturna Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student Writer
Nice work. It portrays just about everything I hate about being a girl--everybody and their Grandma insists that you must be a doll.
Magic-Waffles Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you! :D
Some people don't feel the need to cover up because they love themselves just the way they are :heart: I wish more people understood that...
GoldenNocturna Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Student Writer
You're welcome! And I feel the same, trust me...
SpamDragon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Great work! If only everyone ditched tv and fashion magazines people would be much happier about themselves.

Stash writer works ok? Formatting has always been a pain on DA.
Magic-Waffles Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you! :D
Yes it works great! This is my first time using it. Normally I just type it in submissions but I heard you can use bold, italics, and other stuff in Stash writer, so I tried it. Very happy with the result :)
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